A Dirty Joke by a girl of 9 years

At 9, I wanted to tell jokes like my Papa. So my Papa taught me how to tell this joke. He called it 'A Dirty Joke, a Clean Joke & a Stupid Joke.' How naive I was to have listened and repeated it to everyone I met!

So, I'll be going around and asking everyone saying,

Do you know what is a dirty joke, a clean joke and a stupid joke?

Nevertheless, the adults would be curious to hear a little girl's dirty joke and so they would ask me! Imagine me demonstrating it also..

Well it goes like this..

Dirty Joke.
A boy jumped into a mud pool.
Clean Joke.
The boy came out of the mud pool and had a bath.
Stupid Joke.
The boy jumped into the mud pool again.

Imagine the look of expectancy on the adults' faces? Here they were waiting for the dirty joke. It took them awhile before they realise how literaly the joke was! Feeling so satisfied that I could tell a joke, I grinned from ear to ear with dimples and all! Actually it was the look on my face that normally made them laugh...not my joke!